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| Breakdown | Look at this... If you win this contest, You can choose between 90,000 dollars or 90,000 donuts!" [Jeff Taylor (Kurt Russell) ] [sigh] |
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| Caddyshack |
[Ty Webb (Chevy Chase)] " A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole is a danish!" |
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| The Couch Trip | [Donald Becker] "Whoever wants the donuts without jelly, they're ready." |
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| Dave |
[Arnold Schwarzenegger] "This part will be
about desserts." "What you don't want to eat is (as dave takes a bite from a chocolate glazed donut) DONUTS!" (pause)"NO DONUTS!" |
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Die Hard
(submitted by Larry Wagner) |
[when police officer is buying twinkies at convenience store] [clerk] "I thought you guys just ate donuts! " [officer] "huh, There for my wife..." [clerk] "YEAH" [officer] "She's pregnant!" [clerk] "YEAH" |
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| The Fugitive | [U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones) ] "Well while you're thinking, think me a cup of coffee and a chocolate donut with some of those little sprinkles on top, will you?" |
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| Ghostbusters 2 | "You mean this stuff feeds on bad vibes!" " Yeah, like a cop in donut factory." |
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| Groundhog Day |
[Phil (Bill Murray) ]
I'm just trying to talk like normal people talk. Isn't this how they talk? [Rita (Andie MacDowell) ] Close... [Phil] OK, so talk to me! Let me buy you a cup of coffee! [PAUSE...] And a donut... [Rita] Alright! |
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| Henry Fool
(submitted by Sharon) 8/25/99 |
You see Simon, there are three kinds of "there." There's "there" T-H-E-R-E. There are the donuts. Then there's "their," T-H-E-I-R, which is the possessive. It is their donut. Then finally, there's "they're," T-H-E-Y-apostrophe-R-E, a contraction. Meaning they're. They're the donut people. Got it? |
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| Mars Attacks! |
"Hey Mom, Do you want a donut?" "How old are they?" "Fresh baked monday." "Sheesh, thats six days old. OK, gimme a couple" "Whoa, he made the international sign of the donut!" "Hey Grandma, are you gonna be OK?" "If you need anything, any donuts or anything, gimme a call allright." |
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| Metro
(submitted by Ezra Fox) |
[Just before E. Murphy goes into the bank to
negotiate with the robber] [Eddie Murphy] "Gimme a cup of coffee and a half a dozen donuts!" More to Come! |
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| Midnight Run (submitted by C. Carter) |
"Really? This calls for a celebration. I'm gonna get some donuts." |
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| Other People's Money (submit by David) Dec. 20, 2000 (unconfirmed) |
[Danny DeVito]"
There are only three things in this world that give you unquestioned loyalty:
Dogs, Dougnuts, and Money." |
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| Practical Magic (submit by Goddessdeluxe) Dec. 13, 2000 (unconfirmed) |
(upon leaving the hotel before the murder...) [Gillian]"It's crazy we've been driving two weeks straight. I mean not even straight he zig zags right (dropping her purse) then today he says he wants a jelly donut. He says it like this, 'Jelly donut....WITH CREAM' and the kid looked confused and I said Jimmy, 'Jellys not a cream', and he punched me real hard the bastard!" |
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| Raising Arizona | [Leonard Smalls (outlaw played by Randall 'Tex' Cobb)]
"A cop couldn't find his butt with a bell attached!" "You wanna find an outlaw, you call an outlaw." "You wanna find a Dunkin Donuts, you call a cop..." |
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| Stakeout
(submitted by Kevin McAuley) |
"What Do you want to eat?" "Donuts." "Why not, we're cops... " |
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| Strange Brew (submitted by Cam Penwell) |
"We'll get him a doughnut." "Jelly." "He likes jelly." "[to HOSEHEAD] Jelly doughnut comin." |
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| Sudden Impact (submitted by Joanna Davis) |
"Go ahead PUNK, Make my Day-nish." |
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| Tin Cup
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[Rene Russo] "I needed a new gig" [Kevin Costner] "A new gig" [Rene Russo] "THERAPY!, I mean I took all the classes, I'm, ya' know, legitimite, legal, certified... ****, I'M CERTIFIABLE, [pause] I'm sorry OK OH BOY ahhh [sigh] Roy, do you mind if I have a donut?" [after further arguing, debating, and finally a resolution] [Rene Russo] "Ahh, I dont, I don't, I don't, I don't really want this... [refering to the donut] |
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| Twin Peaks (TV)
(submitted by T. High) |
[NOT A SPECIFIC QUOTE, but worthy of this page] I don't have any specific quotes, but let's not forget the importance of donuts in this epic show. David Lynch explored new dimensions of horror with his image of the dead bird dripping blood... into a baker's dozen! |
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| Wayne's World
(submitted by Michelle D.) 11/30/98 (submitted by Adam G.) 6/28/99 |
[Garth (Dana Carvey)]
"Hey, Mr. Donut Head Man, who's tryin' to kill you? I don't know but they better not! (Stabs donut repeatedly with a knife and starts making Psycho-like noises) Ree-ree-ree-ree! Oh no! That's not good, I'm not happy!" [Police Officer] "Is he going to be OK? [Wayne (Mike Myers)] "Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat." |
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Who's the Man
(submitted by Ben K.) |
[Dr. Dre] "Searge, can I have a donut?" [Dennis Leary(Seargeant Cooper)] "No, you may never have a donut." "No bagels! you can't even have lifesavers." "If you meet a guy named Don, call him by his last name. OK!" |
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